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We have a winner!

Roseanne, Nude and In Concert Award for Scary Titles

is hereby proudly bestowed upon our contest winner,

Nas T. Diarrhea

for his/her inspired effort, entitled

Nasty Diarrhea

Congratulations, Nas.

Nasty Diarrhea

by Nas T. Diarrhea

My diarrhea hits like a wrecking ball
Blasting the porcelin, floor, and wall
Do you think you could run and hide
Or bleach the stains with tide
I'm not so sure you'd survive at all!

(those wishing to comment on this, er, poem, please refer to Open Submissions, Jan. 15th, 2000)

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		We have a winner! Roseanne, Nude and In Concert Award for Scary Titles is hereby proudly bestowed upon our contest winner, Nas T. Diarrhea for his/her inspired effort, entitled Nasty Diarrhea Congratulations, Nas. Nasty Diarrhea by Nas T. Diarrhea My diarrhea hits like a wrecking ball Blasting the porcelin, floor, and wall Do you think you could run and hide Or bleach the stains with tide I'm not so sure you'd survive at all! (those wishing to comment on this, er, poem, please refer to Open Submissions, Jan. 15th, 2000) back to Contests